December 2011
America's Drunkest City of 2011 = Boston →
cadyheron:
Avg. monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5 Percent of population that are heavy drinkers: 7.4% Percent of population that are binge drinkers: 20.1%
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Life sure has changed since college. I’m not even hitting my monthly quota these days. Having a job is really cutting into my participation in our favorite pastime.
Charlotte warned me that once I heard Call Your...
She was right.
Who Cleans Up After Seeing Eye Dogs? - Mental... →
Never once have I considered this.
“The dogs only go on command.” Fascinating.
“You smell like craigslist.”
– Kurt, glee
Welcome to my new favorite insult.
In which I mishear a Michael Buble Christmas song
I thought he was singing, “I’ll wear you like a Christmas sweater” which I thought was weird and creepy and amazing all at the same time. I was feeling a lot of feelings. But when I googled to confirm (fact checking is important) I discovered he was singing, “I’m wearin’ our Christmas sweater.” Sigh. That’s not the same at all.
Just break my...
“I like a jean jacket on a baby, what can I say?”
– Sara Braverman, Parenthood
It’s a great look, what can I say?
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“They might as well slap on a bumper sticker that says, Bring Back the Mumps.”
– My old boss, regarding people who don’t vaccinate their children.
I guess if you only make mashed potatoes this kind...
Eliza: What kind of cookies are those? They look weird.
Me: Cranberry Orange and they are delicious
Eliza: Oh that does sound good! That's my favorite kind of muffin.
Me: Mine too!
Eliza: So is the recipe the same?
Me: .....as the muffin?
Eliza: Yes
Me: uhhhhhhh...no.....
Eliza: I didn't know if you just made like a really flat muffin or used less flour or something
Me: well then that would be a different recipe...
and then I laughed for a long time and she thought it was strange that I found that funny