January 2010
Grandpa: I don't like rules. Do you like rules, Mo?
Mo: What? Rolls?
Grandpa: Rules. Do you like rules?
Mo: What kind of rules?
Grandpa: Any rules.
Mo: No. I don't like rules.
Grandpa: Ha! I don't like rules.
December 2009
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Sally: And I'm gonna be 40!
Harry: When?
Sally: Someday.
Harry: In 8 years.
Sally: But it's there!
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At that moment I knew. I knew the way you know about a good melon.
– When Harry Met Sally
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Oh, and also not to settle for less than I deserve.
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I think I have settled on a New Year's resolution.
I resolve to live more like Jim Carrey a la Yes Man, with a hint of The Mask.
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Men’s intuition,” I said.
“Men don’t have any...
– Slam, Nick Hornby
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity...
– Mark Twain (via lickystickypickyme)
clinomania
lickystickypickyme:
n. an excessive desire to stay in bed
“The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning.” — Samuel Johnson
Hell yes it is.
Back in Boston. I can’t wait to go to bed.
You can’t serve salami on a flight. Now the whole plane is going to smell like salami!
Exit row seating for both flights. Holler!
“I can’t find my hooker!” -Mom
http://twitpic.com/vrmrr - Puppy!
Off to Lincoln for an exciting day of hospital visits…
My parents know me so well. Having faux-Thanksgiving!
You’re probably pretty dedicated if you’re going to put explosives in your underpants.
True story: I just received cvs brand chapstick for Christmas. Yessssss.
Practically ran through the airport muttering, “Starbucks? Starbucks?” I have a sickness.
On hiatus until the 30th.
See you all then. Kisses!
“But then I brought it back/made it worse 5 minutes later…” -Mana
http://twitpic.com/v21s1 - Merry Christmas!
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What I’ve learned this year: Take a picture everyday. When the year ends you’ll...
– @callanpalooza
Truth, dude.
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Dear TSA,
Do we really need to be told not to take sabers or swords on commercial flights? That can’t just be assumed? Okay, well thanks for the heads up.
Kisses,
Cara
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It's hard to say what movies you've seen without...
Me: It's a Christmas movie.
Mom: I did not know that.
Me: Yeah, it takes place during their office Christmas party and German terrorists take over.
Mom: I don't know if I've seen that one.
Me: What?
Mom: Is that the one with the trucks lined up?
Me: No. That's three.
Mom: With the trucks all lined up?
Me: Yes. And Samuel L. Jackson... Was Samuel L. Jackson in it?
Mom: ...I think so. It's got all the trucks?
Me. That's number three. With a Vengance! So maybe I'll bring those. I mean, the second's not the best but we can watch one and four.
Mom: I think I saw four.
Me: Yeah?
Mom: That's the one with Mac in it?
Me: Yeah. So I'll just bring one. It's a holiday classic.
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Wait. You’re telling me you haven’t seen Bruce Almighty, but you...
– Me, on the phone with my mother.
RT @mromanmanson: RT @thomdunn: Nothing says Christmas Eve like “The Empire Strikes Back” (true friend, true)
http://twitpic.com/v02tg - Are you kidding me? No note even?