December 2008
Cara is on hiatus. 
Dec 25th
“Matt was a very poor student and never went to college. When he got older, he...”
– Where The Hell Is Matt? - About Matt
Dec 24th
“Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human...”
– Bill Nye
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mental_floss Blog » 10 Stories Behind Dr. Seuss... →
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Cara admits to movies she's never seen
#17 - West Side Story
Dec 16th
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Dear Puppeteers, please enunciate.
Evil Queen: I knew I was the fairest of them all!
Little Girl: fairest of the mall?
Mom: Them. All.
Dec 14th
“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making...”
– A. A. Milne (via affremblequotes)
Dec 11th
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The predictive text on my phone guesses that I want to type “fart” before it guesses “fast”. Why?
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Cara bakes stamps
Yesterday I made brownies. Apparently, between getting the pan out of the cabinet and putting it in the oven I set it down on a sheet of stamps. A sheet of stamps that somehow became stuck to the bottom. Did I notice this at all yesterday? No. I only noticed this morning when I picked up the brownies and felt something on the bottom. Twelve perfectly good stamps baked for 45 minutes at 350º. As...
Dec 9th
Best Week Ever » Proof That AOL Instant Messenger... →
Dec 9th
Dec 8th
“I got a job at Build-a-Bear Workshop a year ago, and expected to come out of it...”
– PostSecret - Response to this secret
Dec 8th
Happiness is seeing your boss fall out of their...
Dec 8th
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Cara admits to movies she's never seen
#16 - The Godfather
Dec 8th
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“I would shoot a 5 year old, but just in the knee or something.”
– Ben Emery
Dec 8th
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“Clown, you may not speak anymore, because that hurt my ears and I am going to...”
– The Birthday Girl. She knows what she wants and what she wants is not a clown using her name in a story.
Dec 6th
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There was a clown at work today
Clown: Do you want to touch my nose?
3 Year Old Girl: No! I don't want boogers on my hand.
Dec 6th
The Sweater Vestival! →
Doing it! In a sweater vest that does not quite fit me.
Dec 5th
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“The singers will join Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino for one of the city’s most...”
– City of Boston Calendar. I’m just glad to know it’s not a Christmas tree.
Dec 4th
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“Great. And now I have dead hands.”
– Me, after my hands became covered in blue paint, which after several attempts at hand washing just faded to a creepy deadish blue hue.
Dec 4th
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Usmagazine.com | Brad Pitt: "My Goal" Is to Bring... →
Dear Brad Pitt, Listen, I think it’s time we went our separate ways. I can no longer support your film career or care how many babies you and Angelina pick up. It’s not me, it’s you. And your mustache. Farewell, Cara
Dec 3rd
“Oh Plaxico Burress! We thought your name would be the most interesting thing...”
– Michelle Collins, BWE Best Week Ever  » Blog Archive  » ROFL THIS: Plaxico Burress Is a Dumbass
Dec 3rd
Cash-strapped teacher sells ads on tests - CNN.com →
I find this both sad and uplifting all at the same time. 
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Cara admits to movies she's never seen
#15 - Taxi Driver
Dec 2nd
project 365
project 365 - a set on Flickr “a new photo taken daily documenting something about my life. a fun little project.” At New Year’s, remind me to do this. 
Dec 2nd
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“Ah! I forgot about this pencil sharpener. I LOVE this pencil sharpener!”
– Me, out loud in my apartment by myself. Too much excitement?
Dec 1st
The squirrels in the garden are all getting chubby...
For some reason this makes me really happy.
Dec 1st