December 2008
Cara is on hiatus.
Matt was a very poor student and never went to college. When he got older, he...
– Where The Hell Is Matt? - About Matt
Humor is everywhere, in that there’s irony in just about anything a human...
– Bill Nye
mental_floss Blog » 10 Stories Behind Dr. Seuss... →
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Cara admits to movies she's never seen
#17 - West Side Story
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Dear Puppeteers, please enunciate.
Evil Queen: I knew I was the fairest of them all!
Little Girl: fairest of the mall?
Mom: Them. All.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making...
– A. A. Milne (via affremblequotes)
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The predictive text on my phone guesses that I want to type “fart” before it guesses “fast”.
Why?
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Cara bakes stamps
Yesterday I made brownies. Apparently, between getting the pan out of the cabinet and putting it in the oven I set it down on a sheet of stamps. A sheet of stamps that somehow became stuck to the bottom. Did I notice this at all yesterday? No. I only noticed this morning when I picked up the brownies and felt something on the bottom.
Twelve perfectly good stamps baked for 45 minutes at 350º.
As...
Best Week Ever » Proof That AOL Instant Messenger... →
I got a job at Build-a-Bear Workshop a year ago, and expected to come out of it...
– PostSecret - Response to this secret
Happiness is seeing your boss fall out of their...
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Cara admits to movies she's never seen
#16 - The Godfather
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I would shoot a 5 year old, but just in the knee or something.
– Ben Emery
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Clown, you may not speak anymore, because that hurt my ears and I am going to...
– The Birthday Girl.
She knows what she wants and what she wants is not a clown using her name in a story.
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There was a clown at work today
Clown: Do you want to touch my nose?
3 Year Old Girl: No! I don't want boogers on my hand.
The Sweater Vestival! →
Doing it!
In a sweater vest that does not quite fit me.
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The singers will join Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino for one of the city’s most...
– City of Boston Calendar.
I’m just glad to know it’s not a Christmas tree.
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Great. And now I have dead hands.
– Me, after my hands became covered in blue paint, which after several attempts at hand washing just faded to a creepy deadish blue hue.
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Usmagazine.com | Brad Pitt: "My Goal" Is to Bring... →
Dear Brad Pitt,
Listen, I think it’s time we went our separate ways. I can no longer support your film career or care how many babies you and Angelina pick up.
It’s not me, it’s you. And your mustache.
Farewell,
Cara
Oh Plaxico Burress! We thought your name would be the most interesting thing...
– Michelle Collins, BWE
Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » ROFL THIS: Plaxico Burress Is a Dumbass
Cash-strapped teacher sells ads on tests - CNN.com →
I find this both sad and uplifting all at the same time.
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Cara admits to movies she's never seen
#15 - Taxi Driver
project 365
project 365 - a set on Flickr
“a new photo taken daily documenting something about my life. a fun little project.”
At New Year’s, remind me to do this.
Ah! I forgot about this pencil sharpener. I LOVE this pencil sharpener!
– Me, out loud in my apartment by myself.
Too much excitement?
The squirrels in the garden are all getting chubby...
For some reason this makes me really happy.