January 2012
“Every person in this chamber can point to a teacher who changed the trajectory...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
Eff yeah.
(via notaddisonshepherd)
Cara and I went down a google hole
charlottesweb:
to learn who the Designated Survivor was for this State of the Union.
It’s the Secretary of Agriculture because life is just like the West Wing.
BUT we also learned about something called a Nuclear Football that is always with the president (or Sec of Agriculture tonight) and guys??? PRESIDENTS ALWAYS BE LOSING LAUNCH CODES.
Fascinating evening up in here.
“No challenge is more urgent; no debate is more important. We can either settle...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
love my president
(via charlottesweb)
What Kind of Mint is Joe Biden eating?
charlottesweb:
He has been sucking on that thing for almost half an hour!
Upon further study, I do think it may be a cough drop. It would be embarrassing to have a cough behind the President during the State of the Union.
LA Times Correction
mulaney:
Correction on LA Times website:
[Corrected at 2:45 p.m., Jan. 19: An earlier version of this post incorrectly identified the golden retriever as a dog named Indiana Bones. Indiana Bones is a coroner’s department cadaver dog and it found a severed hand.]
Please let me remember this when I finally get a dog and need a clever name.
Watchbarackobama:
President Obama to Betty White: Where’s your birth certificate?
And now: WEIRD THINGS I SAY AT WORK, TAKEN OUT OF...
eepee:
“I’m gonna put on a puppet show later.”
That would’ve seemed perfectly normal a few jobs ago.
December 2011
America's Drunkest City of 2011 = Boston →
cadyheron:
Avg. monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5 Percent of population that are heavy drinkers: 7.4% Percent of population that are binge drinkers: 20.1%
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Life sure has changed since college. I’m not even hitting my monthly quota these days. Having a job is really cutting into my participation in our favorite pastime.
Charlotte warned me that once I heard Call Your...
She was right.
Who Cleans Up After Seeing Eye Dogs? - Mental... →
Never once have I considered this.
“The dogs only go on command.” Fascinating.
“You smell like craigslist.”
– Kurt, glee
Welcome to my new favorite insult.
In which I mishear a Michael Buble Christmas song
I thought he was singing, “I’ll wear you like a Christmas sweater” which I thought was weird and creepy and amazing all at the same time. I was feeling a lot of feelings. But when I googled to confirm (fact checking is important) I discovered he was singing, “I’m wearin’ our Christmas sweater.” Sigh. That’s not the same at all.
Just break my...
“I like a jean jacket on a baby, what can I say?”
– Sara Braverman, Parenthood
It’s a great look, what can I say?